Wise words…
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. – Marilyn Monroe
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller.
Accept who you are. Except if you’re a serial killer. – Ellen DeGeneres
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? – Gerry Seinfeld.
Why do they call it the American Dream? Because you have to be asleep to believe it. – George Carlin.
From anonymous…
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my personality so you don’t look boring.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away especially if you throw it hard enough.
