Funny puns
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
I Googled "how to start a wildfire". I got 48 500 matches.
A Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end he says he will disappear after counting to three. He starts to count, “Un, dos…”
Kazaam! He vanished without a tres.
I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but I guess my plans were foiled.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.
If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?
Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross. But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
“Why is there music coming out of your printer?” “That will be the paper jamming again!”
I asked my boss if I could come to work a little late today. He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him.
Two egotists started a fight. It was an I for an I.
I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more delighted.
Source: Short-Funny
