Funny Airport Announcements
“This is an announcement for passengers on BA157 from yesterday. This flight is now boarding.”
“Please wait until everyone has disembarked before attempting to board. If you can’t follow simple announcements we are happy to refund your fare and you can travel by bus.”
“Passengers on flight 502, please take leave of your friends and loved ones and make your way to Gate A5.”
“We will now dim the cabin lights to enhance the beauty of the flight attendants.”
“Flight LH 2222 to Toulouse.”
"Southwest Airlines is paging passenger Brenda Johnson to Los Angeles. Your flight is ready to depart! Please run, not walk, to gate B6 for immediate departure!"
“Paging passenger Bob Sur...Everybody else is on board, and they are all waiting for YOU!"
“Would the the passenger who left their memory stick at the checkpoint, please return to reclaim your memory"
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a great plane and great flight attendants. We're just waiting for the great pilots to come so we can get you off to your destination today."
Announcement 1 - Would Mr. XXXXX a passenger on Sabena Airlines flight XXXXX please report to gate XXX for immediate boarding....
Announcement 2 - Would Mr. XXXXX, a passenger on Sabena Airlines flight XXXXX report to gate XXX immediately. You are delaying the flight.
Announcement 3 - Would Mr. XXXXX, a passenger on Sabena Airlines flight XXXXX please stop running to gate XXX and walk calmly to the customer service centre. Your flight has left without you.
