Funny quotes
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” –Mark Twain
“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones
Source: Every Day Power
