Tis Great to be a Man:
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Source: Maritime Advocate Online – courtesy Paul Dixon
