Words of worship (taken from church notice boards)
The sermon this morning: “Jesus walks on water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help you.
Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again”, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5pm – prayer and medication to follow.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7pm there will be hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I Upped my Pledge – Up Yours.”
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.